“I actually like pain. Smack me,” says masochist Dave Levinsohn, through bouts of maniacal laughter.
Heavy breathing and words that are just not right to hear on Sundays are bandied about with relentless disregard.
As Adele Mans, owner of Fast and Furious Waxing Specialists, smears some more wax over Dave’s bare bum, he asks “do you know how many people have touched me where you’re touching now? Besides me, Adele, you’re the second. There was a hooker in Hillbrow in the 80s.”
Less filled with laughter and more focused on the oriental rug getting torn off his back is Vittorio Leonardi. The big man, who is still sporting a killer tache from Movember, shuts his eyes in desperation, as Adele tears, with clinical precision, more hair from his reluctant body.
“Do people actually pay for this? I mean they usually do this at Guantánamo Bay to get confessions out of professional terrorists,” he asks.
Smear. Rip. “That is sore.” In what was the longest manscapade of the three, Vittorio kept the banter coming. Adele asks if he wants the remaining fine hairs removed, to which he says; “But if they’re fine, why are we bothering with them?”
Next up is Daniel Friedman who openly admits; “I’m not one of the most hardcore people you’ve ever met.” Not liking pain he asks Adele to warn him before she rips roots right out of his man bits. Well not quite, just above his man bits.
No warning. Tearing noises that remind you of having your tooth pulled out. Curled-up lips and powerfully suppressed gasps of agony as Daniel decides: “I’ve always been a bit of a closet masochist.”
After finding his “happy place” filled with chocolate rivers and marshmallow mountains he resolves that “beauty is pain”.
Adele, who has been in the business for over 15 years, reminds the men that giving birth is a hell of a lot worse.
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